Topic: AFK Of The Day
And so it was in my journeys that I came upon Glev of Bree-Land, obviously lost and bewildered. Glev, what is wrong? Are you a transplant from the backwaters of Bree-Land visiting the big city of Bree for the first time, transfixed by its fast-lane lifestyles and big city ways? Do you pine for the quiet days beside Lake Redneck, fishing your time away while dreaming of your hot cousin? One can only imagine the difficulties adjusting to civilization and the prospect of marriage outside your extended family.
Or perhaps you, having chosen a lifestyle of adventure, have just realized that entails danger as well and have wet your trousers at the prospect of that now dawning reality. Either way, bathe before going to the Prancing Pony for a pint. Reeking of body odor and urine will reduce your chances with all the ladies, even your cousin.
Tags: AFK of the Day, AFK, MMORPG, Fun, humor, Lord of the Rings Online, RPG, MMO, Fantasy
