And so it was in my journeys that I came upon Glev of Bree-Land, obviously lost and bewildered.  Glev, what is wrong?  Are you a transplant from the backwaters of Bree-Land visiting the big city of Bree for the first time, transfixed by its fast-lane lifestyles and big city ways?  Do you pine for the quiet days beside Lake Redneck, fishing your time away while dreaming of your hot cousin?  One can only imagine the difficulties adjusting to civilization and the prospect of marriage outside your extended family.

     Or perhaps you, having chosen a lifestyle of adventure, have just realized that entails danger as well and have wet your trousers at the prospect of that now dawning reality.  Either way, bathe before going to the Prancing Pony for a pint.  Reeking of body odor and urine will reduce your chances with all the ladies, even your cousin.

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Posted by the Captain at 12:53 PM CDT

Updated: Wednesday, 26 August 2009 1:24 PM CDT

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     Manpower, here you stand, alone and abandoned by the powers that control your destiny, without even the good sense to get out of the street.  Yes, the streets of Bree can be tough, but they are even tougher when you stand right in the middle of them, as horse and rider after horse and rider phase through you.

     Perhaps next time, you should step to the curb to avoid such indignities, in front of all the fine folks passing by, or perhaps you had just drank too much at the Prancing Pony to notice.  Either way, good journey, Manpower, the "AA" meeting is down the hall and to your left.

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Posted by the Captain at 12:25 PM CDT

Updated: Tuesday, 25 August 2009 12:53 PM CDT

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     Ah, Dalewyn, Foe of Night, I suppose the politics of Bree were too much for you, and dealt you the blow of boredom that the forces of the night could never deal.  You, Dalewyn, the Foe of Night, left abandon in the Bree town hall, at the mercy of the mayor and other unscrupulous political types.  You, my dear, should have stayed in the company of the creatures of the night, carrying on your battle for justice, rather than at the mercy of the bloodsuckers in Bree and their political machinations.  May Sauron have mercy on your soul.

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Posted by the Captain at 11:18 AM CDT

Updated: Tuesday, 18 August 2009 11:41 AM CDT

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     As I ventured forth from Combe with my newest alt, Lanidian, Rune-Keeper extrodinaire, I came across Fadamir, Watcher of the Roads recovering at a rally point, AFK. I would speculate upon what dire circumstances brought poor Fadamir to this inglorious fate, or what was keeping him from watching the roads, but I shall refrain. Good luck in your future endevors, Fadamir, and congradulations on being our first AFK Of The Day.

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Posted by the Captain at 9:17 AM CDT

Updated: Monday, 17 August 2009 9:57 AM CDT

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