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Captain Zoli's Review Blog
Wednesday, 15 July 2009
Review: Filthy McNastier: Maximum Dousche
Mood:  a-ok
Topic: Movie Reviews

 

 

Title:  Filthy McNastier:  Maximum Douche

Year:  2002

Genre:  Horror/Comedy

Format Reviewed:  Netflix Streaming 

     Guess it was only a matter of time till the folks over at Low Budget Productions managed to work up a sequel to Filthy McNasty.  Actually, it didn’t take long at all.  Either way, on offer here is Filthy McNastier:  Maximum Douche and the official party line is:

     "Phil the demon is back in the sequel that begs the question, just how nasty is Mcnasty? This time around a small chested tart is looking to become the popular girl if only she could have bigger boobs. SO by conjuring up the spirits she unleashes Phil to Grant her wish for a bigger set of milk pillows, but of course there is a price which ends in Phil Having Lots more sexual bloody carnage with the help of Scrotal Vengeance Villain, Razor McBleed.  This takes the Filthy Universe to the next level of Nasty and shoves it square into your Tooters!"

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Posted by the Captain at 12:12 AM CDT
Updated: Wednesday, 15 July 2009 12:14 AM CDT
Tuesday, 14 July 2009
Review: Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker
Mood:  irritated
Topic: Movie Reviews

 

Title:  Mulva:  Zombie Ass Kicker
Year:  2000
Genre:  Horror/Comedy
Format Reviewed:  Netflix Streaming

 

 Another one from the crew over at Low Budget Pictures, Mulva:  Zombie Ass Kicker was tagged as follows:

     "Mr. Bonejack. Mulva. Lady McPouchsweat. These are the characters that inhabit the twisted mind of writer/director Chris Seaver. MULVA: ZOMBIE ASS KICKER! follows the misadventures of a chocolate-addicted young girl celebrating Halloween with a bizarre assortment of characters including the aforementioned Bonejack — a cross between Bill Cosby and Don King who saves the day by helping kick some zombie Taint When Tromaville becomes over run by the living dead.

     FULL of cheap gore, Twisted Vulgar comedy and Cameos from Tromas own Lloyd Kaufman, Trent Haaga and Debbie Rochon. This flick has become a campy-cult-classic that is sure to make you bleed on your blood with Joy! "

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Posted by the Captain at 2:58 PM CDT
Review: Filthy McNasty
Mood:  a-ok
Topic: Movie Reviews

Title:  Filthy McNasty
Year:  2002
Genre:  Horror/Comedy
Format Reviewed:  Netflix Streaming

         From the minds of the folks over at Low Budget Productions, Filthy McNasty is officially described as such:

"Filthy McNasty is the outlandish tale of two nerdy chicks whose greatest wish comes true when a horny demon named Phil turns them into sexy sirens. But there’s a price to pay for granting their wish a price that’s paid in blood (and other unmentionable bodily fluids)!"

Written and directed by Chris Seaver, who also appears as an actor in the film as well, Filthy McNasty is a movie that knows its place made by folks that are obviously very aware of what they are doing and how they are doing it.  And what are they doing?  Making bottom of the barrel movies with almost no budget for fans of the genre that get the joke.  It’s obviously all about fun, and that is its one saving grace.  Fun.
 

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Posted by the Captain at 1:01 PM CDT
Updated: Tuesday, 14 July 2009 2:59 PM CDT
Tuesday, 26 May 2009
Review: AB-Negative
Topic: Movie Reviews

Title: AB-Negative

Year: 2006

Genre: Horror

Format Reviewed: Netflix Streaming

Brought to us by writer, director and producer Lary Banning, AB-Negative is officially described on the official blurbs as follows:

"Wooster Carneal always does the right thing. But when he loses his wife, his job and his home, a desperate Wooster is extorted into harvesting human organs for the black market. While hunting down his unsuspecting victims, he also takes revenge on those who ruined his life. But to save himself, Wooster must stay three steps ahead of police, savvy news reporter Claire DuBois, and the organ brokers."

and for better or worse, that pretty much sums up the plot of this low budget movie. Officially classified as a horror film, I would have classified it more as a drama, or suspense type film and not so much horror.

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Posted by the Captain at 10:11 AM CDT
Updated: Tuesday, 14 July 2009 2:59 PM CDT

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