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Captain Zoli's Review Blog
Tuesday, 21 July 2009
Snapshot Review: Turok
Mood:  caffeinated
Topic: Quick Review

     Truth is I picked this Turok game because of two things:  it was cheap (got it from gogamer.com for like $5.00) and because it was a PC game with co-op and I had a LAN party coming up.  That's bascially it.  I have played some of the previous Turok games over the years to one extent or another.  I think probably the PS2 game the most extensively of them all to this point.  I enjoyed the PS2 game, although the segments on the flying dinosaur were pretty fucking worthless, in my opinion.  Really, the point of all of this is that this purchase wasn't one of those "Oh my fucking God, I've got to have that game" purchases.  It was definately one of those "Fuck it, it's cheap and probably worth the low price for a bit of entertainment and a change of pace from playing fucking Call of Duty 4 again" purchases.  

     So I got it a couple months ago, installed it on my hard drive, played a few minutes of the single player campaign, and promptly forgot about it until it was time for the LAN party.  Didn't notice that the advertised co-op wasn't through the campaign as one would reasonably expect.  No, not that at all.  Co-op consists of three small missions, that's all.  Don't get me wrong, the co-op is fun and all, but all the three missions to is serve to insult the customer and tease them with what could have been.  Seriously guys, three fucking missions?  Apparently the crack pipe was being passed around pretty heavily the day that decision was made.  Always nice to see some tacked on bullshit that exists so marketing can have a bullet point, rather than fully implemented so that the customer can have what they are most likely, and reasonably, expecting.  Way to mail it in, guys.

     Like I said though, the three missions are fun, but way too short in content, and considering the very limited nature of the rest of the multiplayer stuff, it's obvious very quickly that multiplayer was just tacked on last minute bullshit so they could say, "look, we have multiplayer".  Whatever makes 'em happy.  The truth is self-evident.  The single player game is, however, a great time so far.  Just an enenmy shooting, dinosaur knifing good time.  Granted, it's still early on, and the early snapshot of gameplay could very well change as the game goes on, but right now, I'm optimistic that Turok could very well have what it takes to be entertaining to the last.

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Posted by the Captain at 11:07 AM CDT
Tuesday, 27 January 2009
Review : Evisceration - Hymn To The Monstrous
Topic: Quick Review

In 1994, Portugal's death metal/grindcore outfit, Evisceration, released Hymn To The Monstrous, their one and only full length album, and follow up to their 1993 demo, In The Flesh. I acquired this one from Nuclear War Now for $5.00, which is a heck of a deal for a CD that I enjoy a great deal. Truth is, I didn't know anything about this band when I ordered this CD, and it only made it onto my order as a last second substitution for a different CD that had ended up being out of stock. Lucky accident at best. Not to mention the a death metal mood had taken over my purchasing habits at just that time, so that really was kind of a perfect storm of conditions that lead to Hymn To The Monstrous ending up in my Denon.

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Posted by the Captain at 11:55 PM CST
Saturday, 17 January 2009
Review: Beyond The Ninth Wave - Volume I
Topic: Quick Review

Beyond The Ninth Wave is a Black Metal group from Canada Volume 1 is their 2005 full-length debut featuring forty odd minutes across seven songs, limited to 1,000 copies. Seven painful songs, I might add. I picked this CD up from The End Records a while back for $11.49. Really, this one ended up at my house for a couple of reasons: First, I?m a sucker for limited edition runs. Always have been. Even if I have reason to believe that the ?limited edition? status is more an inability to sell more albums even if they were available. Secondly, I have a really bad habit of trying new music, even if I really don?t have any reason to believe that it is going to be worthwhile. Again, probably a personal flaw of some kind.

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Posted by the Captain at 12:26 AM CST
Tuesday, 13 January 2009
Garlikde'th - While God Sleeps Review
Topic: Quick Review

Formed in Mosj?en in 1988, Garlikde?th was a departure for what was going on in the rest of the Norwegian scene at the time. Steeped deeply in thrash, they had little in common with their black metal brethren that ran rampant elsewhere. Unfortunately, they only managed to produce two demos, First Demon (1990) and Load Error (1991), prior to their dissolution in 1992. While God Sleeps collects these two demos onto one album for ease of public consumption.

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Posted by the Captain at 11:24 PM CST
Tuesday, 30 December 2008
Review: Metallica - Death Magnetic
Topic: Quick Review

How long has it been since there was even a glimmer of hope to be had that the former masters of metal, one of the vaunted big four, would release not a great album, but even just a good album? How long has it been since metal fans of a certain age could relish the latest Metallica release? Almost twenty years? Yea, that's a long, long time for the once great metal outfit to languish in a purgatory of mediocrity and irrelevance. I would have never guessed I would be writing these words when I caught them as a young man on the Damaged Justice tour with Queensryche oh so many years ago, but as my teens passed me by, so did the quality output that we were used to getting from Metallica.

The sad truth is, my favorite Metallica albums were all put out before the nineties began, and I have little use for anything that came after the Black album. It pained me to see one of my favorite bands go from trailblazer to sheep following the herd, but it was something I dealt with long ago, and put aside. What else could I do? I found it pathetic to watch Metallica and its members flounder with ridiculous stances on issues that had made them initially, and even worse, releasing music that would have embarrassed a "me too" hard rock outfit. It seemed as if they would never get it together.

But I always hoped. To such end, it was with great interest that I followed the hype around St. Anger, and the rumors of a much awaited return to form, only for my hopes to be once again dashed upon the rocks of disappointment by what can only be seen as a bad, bad mistake. There was nothing about St. Anger that even hinted at the promised return to form, only a misguided attempt to gain some sort of relevance by gravy training on to what they thought would be popular. Once again, Metallica was very wrong.

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Posted by the Captain at 12:13 AM CST
Updated: Tuesday, 30 December 2008 12:35 AM CST

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